Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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