How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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