mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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