Dual....:-)
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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