problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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