Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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