try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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