Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
no you cant smoke seaweed
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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