there was a trapeze. enough said
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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