She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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