Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
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