please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
