singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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