playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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