plz talk dirty to me
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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