i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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