i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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