yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
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