My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
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