i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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