im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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