Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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