it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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