But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Will you blow on my dice?
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Randomize
