its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Never joke about your clitoris.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
