Me too!
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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