I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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