My hand turned me down
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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