that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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