found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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