high people should be assigned attendants
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Randomize
