I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Randomize
