whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
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