i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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