Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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