this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
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