so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
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