That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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