Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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