Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
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