just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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