Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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