maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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