We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
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