BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Randomize
