I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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