Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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