Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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