there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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