If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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